[Intro: Singular Chainz]
I PAY MY BILLS ON TIME!

Insane man...
The most insane man...

[Verse 1: Singular Chainz]
Let me rap you a story
A tale truly gory
A once wise man turned from glory
I promise you this won't be boring

It all started with a company that wouldn't show
It's terrorist ways, this place, well, we called it Dominoes

This place that delivers delicious pizza?
It's a FAKE
Now take a break and let Debon teach ya
Why this place'll leach ya

[Chorus: CamJam]
The definition of insanity -
Doug Brown's causing a calamity
A true terror has been found in thee
Astounding me
The definition of insanity -
Doug Brown's causing a calamity
A true terror has been found in thee
Astounding me

[aggressive flying-winged-dog noises]

[Verse 2: Singular Chainz]
It's time to go
We're gonna blow
The doors wide open
No one towing
My 2 wheeled mazda
Or Doug'll cause ya
Some massive pain
No feign
Writhe in shame
Looking lame
He is your bane

With a shotgun he trots
Cause Domino's has sought
Their own destruction
It's what they've wrought
And all it'll take is a mad man
With a pouch of buckshot
Begone thot!
[Chorus: CamJam]
The definition of insanity -
Doug Brown's causing a calamity
A true terror has been found in thee
Astounding me

The definition of insanity -
Doug Brown's causing a calamity
A true terror has been found in thee
Astounding me

[louder aggressive flying-winged-dog noises]

[Verse 3: Singular Chainz]
Yeah...

Uh-huh...

[In a quiet tone] Where am I...

[Verse 4: CamJam]
FUCK LETTUCE BITCH!

Cam Jam in the house!
Place is doused with kerosene
Can you see me
Through the fiery scene
"This is just a dream!"
Can you handle what I'm spittin'
Cause I tell you it is written
That there ain't no fittin'
Kitten's in this bag that I'm knittin'

These the hands that you're gettin'
And I've got no comfy mittens
Just a full on knuckle shuffle
All the luck won't save 'em

[Act 3, Scene 2: Singular Chainz]
Or lord, just save them!

[Psalm 7:11: CamJam]
Buckle up or tuck and run
Chasing you is just too fun
Oh look, there goes your precious sun
By the night you know you're done

[Chorus: Singular Chainz]
The definition of insanity -
Doug Brown's causing a calamity
A true terror has been found in thee
Astounding me

The definition of insanity -
Doug Brown's causing a calamity
A true terror has been found in thee
Astounding me

[loudest aggressive flying-winged-dog noises]