[Verse 1]
You're right, new things are great
They shine and they're never late
Don't break down on the interstate
You're right, new things are great
Good point, money ain't everything
But honey, having none sure stings
I love angels, but I need kings
Good point, money ain't everything

[Pre-Chorus]
I know that I can't buy
Happiness or love or time
But if anything could be mine
Then what I'd do is take Fifth Avenue

[Chorus 1]
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Niagara Falls, too
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
And maybe everything blue
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
And what I'd rather do
Is just stay right here with you
Laying on your futon (Futon, futon)
Laying on your futon (Futon, futon)
[Verse 2]
So much for being brave
When chivalry is aftershave
And what you drive is how you weigh in or out
So let's say hypothetically
That I own the Baltic Sea
To sink or swim, you've got to ask please
Would I feel better if I had the keys?

[Pre-Chorus]
I know that I can't buy
Happiness or love or time
But if anything could be mine
Then what I'd do is take Fifth Avenue

[Chorus 2]
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
And what Picasso drew
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Or the mountains of Peru
And what I'd rather do
Is just stay right here with you
Laying on your futon (Futon, futon)
Laying on your futon (Futon, futon)

[Bridge]
So come on, baby, pass the grass
Is that remote underneath your ass?
'Cause I can't find it anywhere
Mmm, baby, I should run downstairs
And grab us both a sweet cold stone
You want a cup or a waffle cone?
Or happiness or love or time
Or maybe I'll just take Fifth Avenue
[Chorus 3]
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I'll take the pyramids too
Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
And maybe classes in kung fu or jujutsu
And what I'd rather do
Is just stay right here with you

[Outro]
Laying on your futon (Futon, futon)
Laying on your futon (Futon, futon)
Laying on your futon (Futon, futon)
Laying on your futon (Futon, futon)
Laying on your futon (Futon, futon)
Laying on your futon (Futon, futon)
Laying on your futon (Futon, futon)
Laying on your futon (Futon, futon)