[Intro]
I hate Justin Bieber

[Meanwhile...]
[Mario listening to "Baby" by Justin Bieber while snapping along]

[Pat Monahan]
Hey, Mario, ain't that Justin Bieber on the radio?

[Mario]
No

[Pat Monahan]
Mario, fuck you and fuck the radio!
I dream I shit on Justin Bieber's face
I'm sauce tonight
I have decided I wanna fuck your sister
And I'm always gonna wanna do your mom
Ay, ay, ay, ay, Midas
I want the world to see your sweet boobies
On the froorf
I went and let you suck my cock
My untrimmed cock
I want the world to see my cock
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
You're a virgin and I'm Madonna, and I'm your sister
I don't wanna miss a single thing (And I don't wanna miss a thing)
Justin Bieber, I wanna stare at your hard erection
I'm so gay, so gay, so gay
I need some drugs
I can't deny-y-YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
The smell of (toast) in every single (toaster)
I'm so glad you have an untrimmed cock likе me
Jizz, jizz, jizz
I don't wanna do a single thing
You blow my cock evеry single time
I'm so glad you suck my cock
Lipstick on my cock
I want the world to suck my cock
I'm so obsessed with my cock (Shut the fuck up!)
Fuck Justin Bieber
Tonight
[Outro]
Hey, wanna do some drugs with me?
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAH!