[Verse 1]
Well, how would we fit into
A straightjacket made for two?
Side by side or back to back, a court ordered stack
You know I'd always watch your six
On down that river Styx
Bobbin' like apples
Forbidden fruit stuck in a hellish loop

[Chorus]
No space between these sorted sardines
Crammed in a stitched up kangaroo
Let's buckle down on a wedding gown
A little straightjacket made for two
Made for crooks like me and you

[Verse 2]
Not sure about the fit
Well, I'm choking but lovin' it
Fixated on asphyxiation
Catch your breath, let's share a cigarette

[Chorus]
No space between thesе sorted sardines
Crammed in a stitchеd up kangaroo
Let's buckle down on a wedding gown
A straightjacket made for two
Made for crooks like me and you