[Verse 1]
Your amber eyes alerted me, oh no
And then met inadvertently, oh no
You've probably never heard of me
First impressions ain't the best
Sure paint a mean mystery, ooh
Them red flags, they never warn me
Just made me want to rewrite history

[Chorus]
'Cause I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh
And I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh

[Verse 2]
That ring finger ain't as heavy as it used to be
Lighter than a feather on a chickadee
Like caviar on a saltine
You know fool's gold, here, it's still got the sheen, ooh
And I'm still feeling like a king
Guess that makes you my discount queen

[Chorus]
'Cause I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh
And I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh
And I'll be your Splenda daddy, ooh