Dry Cleaning
Viking Hair
Horses and feathers and blankets with purple crosses and flowers and cards for dearest Mo
And over the road there's an abandoned fridge that still works

Looking wistfully at a Colombian banana, I was there
I was flown over there
A kid with yo-yo eyes

She’s beautiful, she's got Viking hair
She's a tragic heroine
I’m in love
She's beautiful, she's got Viking hair
She's a tragic heroine
I'm in love

Lads and dads
Put your words on a pair of joggers
I'm not just saying this 'cause I have to
I can back it up with facts and relevant information

She's beautiful, she’s got Viking hair
She’s a tragic heroine
I'm in love
She’s beautiful, she's got Viking hair
She's a tragic heroine
I'm in love
Stick up for me
Do what you’re told, but sometimes, tell me what to do as well
I just want to sexually experiment on a nice, safe pair of hands
Don't judge me, just hold still

She's beautiful, she's got Viking hair
She's a tragic heroine
I'm in love
She's beautiful, she's got Viking hair
She's a tragic heroine
I'm in love
She's beautiful, she's got Viking hair
She's a tragic heroine
I'm in love

She's beautiful
Viking hair
I'm in love
Viking hair
I'm in love