I’m like a planet out of orbit, I’m like a shoe that doesn’t quite fit
I’m like a joke found somewhat sordid I’m a little off

And you’re like glasses fixed with duct tape, you’re like a second-too-long handshake, and like a smile hiding heartache you’re a little off

We’re both a little off kilter, a little off colour, a little off center, a little offside, both a little off point and off base and off mark, both a little off topic but I don’t mind

If you’re like milk left out for hours, you’re not quitе fresh, you’re not quite sour, and likе the tap of a strange shower you’re a little off

And I’m like the wall facing side of a Christmas tree, I’m like a painting hanging diagonally, and like the tuning of my ukulele I’m a little off

We’re both a little off kilter, a little off colour, a little off center, a little offside, both a little off point and off base and off mark, both a little off topic but I don’t mind

We’re both a little off kilter, a little off colour, a little off center, a little offside, both a little off point and off base and off mark, both a little off topic but I don’t mind

We’re both a little off kilter, a little off colour, a little off center, a little offside, both a little off point and off base and off mark, both a little off topic but I don’t mind