(spoken)
[AUDREY]
Seymour, can you help me with these phones?

[SEYMOUR]
Sure!

[AUDREY]
Skid Row's favorite florist, can you hold please?

[SEYMOUR]
Mushnik & Son, Skid Row's favourite florist. Can you hold please?

[AUDREY]
Now you were saying?

(sung)
Flowers for a prom corsage?

[SEYMOUR]
Flowers for an entourage?

[AUDREY]
Flowers to the funeral home?

[SEYMOUR]
Leaving from St. Andrew's Roman Catholic Church at Ninth and Vine?
[AUDREY]
Forty dollars. Hold the line

[SEYMOUR]
First thing in the morning

[AUDREY]
Fine

[SEYMOUR]
They'll be there in the morning

[AUDREY]
Can you hold?

[AUDREY]
The Rose Bowl! Seymour, the Rose Bowl! You know that big inflated estimate we wrote? For the Rose Bowl? Well, it's the Rose Bowl!
It seems they want to buy the flowers here for every single float! You can't keep the tournament waiting!

[SEYMOUR]
Mushnik & Son

[AUDREY]
Can you hold?

[SEYMOUR]
Please hold
[AUDREY]
Can you hold?

[SEYMOUR]
It's just as the plant foretold

[AUDREY]
Just a minute

[SEYMOUR]
It's business like who'd have ever guessed

[AUDREY]
Mushnik & Son

[SEYMOUR]
That was me!

[AUDREY]
Please wait

[SEYMOUR]
That was me

[AUDREY]
The business is doing great
SEYMOUR:
On Channel Three!

[AUDREY]
So why am I feeling so depressed?

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
I get two tickets to the game! Mushnik and Son, Skid Row's favorite florists!

[AUDREY, sung]
Seven thousand boutonnieres?

(spoken)
Carnations or the yellow roses?

[SEYMOUR, sung]
Please I've only got two ears

(spoken)
Allergic to chrysanthemums?

(sung)
[AUDREY]
Hollyhocks are hardier, which ones would your wife prefer?

[SEYMOUR]
Were you waiting long? I'm sorry, sir! One minute and I'll get her for you!

[AUDREY]
Seymour, that reporter...

[SEYMOUR, spoken]
Her? I thought we finished yesterday

[AUDREY]
She wants another interview, said to bring the plant with you

[SEYMOUR]
Audrey, it's that new account

[AUDREY]
Sorry, that's the right amount

[SEYMOUR]
Daisies only come in white

[AUDREY]
Sir, I'm too worn out to fight

[SEYMOUR]
Sorry, those are out of stock

[AUDREY]
Seymour, look, it's six o'clock!

[SEYMOUR]
Call back in the morning, will you?

[AUDREY]
Call back in the morning, won't you?

[SEYMOUR]
Call back in the morning, can you?

[AUDREY]
Call back in the morning, thank you!

[AUDREY & SEYMOUR]
Call back in the morning!