Waste away for eight hours a day
Slave away just so I can get paid
I wanna get away and I wanna get laid
A corporate slave for minimum wage

My younger self would be ashamed of me
At the sorry state that I've come to me
Never made it into magazines
I flopped, a failure, straight to DVD

I neglect myself and my parents
My mum still thinks I'll get married
From stories filled with dating apps
Days filled with gorging and taking naps

I know that I will be my own doom
So I'd rather stay cooped up in my room

Waste away for eight hours a day
Slave away just so I can get paid
I wanna get away and I wanna gеt laid
I'm a corporate slave for minimum wage

My youngеr self would be ashamed of me
At the sorry state that I've come to me
Never made it into magazines
I flopped, a failure, straight to DVD
I neglect myself and my parents
My mum still thinks I'll get married
From stories filled with dating apps
Days filled with gorging and taking naps

I know that I will be my own doom
So I'd rather stay cooped up in my room
I know that I will be my own doom
So I'd rather stay cooped up in my room

Waste away for eight hours a day
Slave away just so I could get paid
I wanna get away and I wanna get laid
I'm a corporate slave for minimum wage