[Verse 1]
Why you turned out the way you did
That thunderstorm is still crashing in your cranium
Find that all these funny faces look the same
I know who's to blame, but I swore I wouldn't say

[Verse 2]
It's time that I got moving on
As you're still burning the dress you wore to senior prom
Trying to forget how you've been touched
I loved you so I told you, but it didn't matter much

[Chorus]
And I'm trying to figure out
What you're all about
These days I don't have much to say to you
And I've been drunker than a skunk
Ever since the day I left you
With your darkest secret safely packed away up in my steamer trunk

[Verse 3]
Why I turned out the way I did
Someone somewhere dropped me on my cranium
I'm sorry, can you repeat what you just said?
My short term memory is gone, but my long term's far from dead
[Chorus]
I'm trying to figure out
What you're all about these days
I don't have much to say to you
And I've been drunker than a skunk
Ever since the day I left you
With your darkest secret safely packed away up in my steamer trunk

[Chorus]
I'm trying to figure out
What you're all about
These days I don't have much to say to you
And I've been swearing like a sailor
Ever since the day I left her
With her darkest secret safely packed away up in my steamer trunk