[Verse 1: Bart Baker]
The last song that I sang made the whole world's ears bleed
So I made another one
Am I the only one whose nipples are throbbing?
Does anyone know where I can find drugs?
I think I need to puke
I sniffed way too much glue
I really need some cocaine
My head's up in the clouds
I think I smoked way too much weed

[Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker]
I'm a drug addict
Drug addict
It's my time, feeling great, getting high
I'm thumbing at the lips
I might vomit
I've waited for so long to put this stuff up my nose

[Chorus: Bart Baker]
I'm a drug addict
Drug addict
It's my time, feeling great, getting high
I'm thumbing at the lips
I might vomit
I've waited for so long to put this stuff up my nose
[Verse 2: Bart Baker & Andrew Krasinski]
Oh shit, I'm about to lose it
Just ran out of Xanax
All my crack has been sniffed
Take a swig of whiskey
I just grabbed my panties
I will go and eat one
If they give me more drugs
More drugs
Drugs (drugs)
Drugs (drugs)
Ding, (ding, ding)

[Verse 3: Andrew Krasinski]
If it's drugs you want, it's drug I got
Just come over here and touch my slob
If a kid doesn't need you, bet I'll be there
Got all kinds of goodies, so don't be scared
Ding, I've got just what you need
Plenty and plenty of woo-woo seeds
Taking pictures of you like a paparazzi
Head home, look at them and strain the broccoli
Flip-flap, flip-flap, bing-bang-bong
Plugging bags, ribs, you ding-dang-dong
Been spying on you since you turned ten
Hiding outside and smacking my ding-ding
[Interlude: Andrew Krasinski]
Oh, come here, little girlie
Take a sip of this, it'll put you right to sleep
It'll make you feel right

[Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker]
I'm a drug addict
Drug addict
It's my time
Feeling great, getting high
I'm foaming at the lips
I might vomit
I've waited for so long
To put this stuff up my nose

[Chorus: Bart Baker]
I'm a drug addict
Drug addict
It's my time
Feeling great, getting high
I'm foaming at the lips
I might vomit
I've waited for so long
To put this stuff up my nose
To put this stuff up my nose
I'm a drug addict
[Outro: Bart Baker]
I'm a drug addict