[Verse 1]
This one's for the girl with the monster ass
Big giant butt cheeks that are totally plastic
Got a big love lump that's full of lumps
From pumping silicone into our butts
It's huge it's fake it causes earthquakes
I pop bottles with it then I give 'em a shake
It's cold it's dope, It might sell coke
When I'm in the air I need two seats and coke
It'sa motherfuckin trip, trip, Bigger than a ship, ship
When I need to shit, shit, I plug up the toilet-let
That's the kind of ass that I'm packin' fool
And yes you'd get smashed if I sit on you

[Pre-Chorus]
I said excuse me, but my ass is so wide
I mean, my, my, my, it's yo mother's inside
You won't believe all the stuff that I'm hiding inside
Ya, according to the drug dealer ain't no lie
Yes I did, yes I did
Did I mention I'm pregnant with somebodies kid
I am, Nicki Minaj I take massive dumps
I got fake boobs I walk a fake butt

[Chorus]
My boobies and my butt cheeks are bouncing away
They're filled with silicone and they're coming your way
Can't you see that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my ass is super fake
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my boobs are super fake
Boom, boom, boom, boom-boom boom-boom-boom boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom-boom boom-boom-boom boom
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my ass is super fake
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my boobs are super fake
[Verse 2]
This one for the bitches with the fake knolls
And them tig ol' bitties full of silicone
If you want you can kick 'em like a bicycle
All the feeling is gone so I wouldn't know
All the guys lining up to give me that schlong
And then they throw up when they see my dong
They just gotta give me that look, when they give me that look
Then the panties come off, off

[Pre-Chorus]
Excuse me, can we go on a date
I mean, my my my can I sit on your face
Smother you with my cheeks till you suffocate
Put my boobs on your head while you masturbate
Yes I did, yes I did
Did I mention I'm pregnant with somebodies kid
I am, Nicki Minaj I take massive dumps
I got fake boobs I walk a fake butt

[Chorus]
My boobies and my butt cheeks are bouncing away
They're filled with silicone and they're coming your way
Can't you see that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my ass is super fake
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my boobs are super fake
Boom, boom, boom, boom-boom boom-boom-boom boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom-boom boom-boom-boom boom
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my ass is super fake
Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom my boobs are super fake