Last night we had an orgie, we had an orgie
And there were no women aloud
We all woke up together, woke up together
My body's kind of hurting now

Hey, do you like my new hair-du?
O my gosh it's really cute
I did my nails too, cool
Do any of you wanna screw?
Oh no god honey we're cool
We like dudes

All these ladies, ladies, ladies
But we don't want none
We rather jump on each other
And slap our bums

Oh no those hot girls want our nuts, we better run
Hey look it's Simon!
Who's up for a tug?

We don't no what we're doing
Or what we're saying
'Cause we don't write our own music
We do what Simon tells us
Or else he belts us!
You are my five sexy puppits
Oooh

We can't even really sing
We use this computer thing
It's autotune

We have no control over anything that we do
We signed our lives away and now we're mindless fools
Hey guys, lets all get married in that kiddie pool

Yeah, that sounds real sweet
I will be the priest

I now pronounce you husband, husband, husband, husband and husband
You mayrub your nipples

Hey boys, now that we are all
Officially married
Tonight we don't have to wear rubbers
Now let's all take of our shirts

We're half naked, naked, naked
And it's so much fun
After we splash around
We're gonna all make love
Hey guys, what's up with Zane?
He looks completely stunned
What's wrong with you hon?
I drinked too much cum