[Part 1: Finesse (Remix)]

[Verse 1: London Worthy as Cardi B]
Beats on snore rap skills are average
But somehow I changed the game
I'm the new Bronx Nicki, plastic ass and titties
But inside I'm real not fake (No Barbie!)
I'm the most successful stripper since Britney Spears
I'm proof that charm is more important than bars
Your girl went from Bodak with a man voice like Ja Rule
To this cheese throwback yup straight up Paula Abdul like aye
Strike a corny pose like aye
Now let's both pretend to paint, to paint
Bruno, this old-school throwback schtick is getting lame (Owwww)

[Verse 2: Joshua Fertado as Bruno Mars]
Ooooh I have mild Alzheimer's
That's why my music style is decades off (Decades off)
Yeah, had to hire Cardi to cover
The fact this track's like all my other songs

[Pre-Chorus: Bruno Mars & Dancers]
Oh is it 2002? (Is it 2002)
Or 1988? (Or 1988)
I have no frickin' clue (I have no frickin' clue)
Someone, please fix my brain
Bill Clinton for president
It's 2018, snap out of it!
Bruno, you've lost your mind
That's right
[Chorus: Bruno Mars]
This "In Living Color" concept
It don't make no sense
It's just a desperate attempt
To be nostalgic
Dressed like a hip-hop Zack Morris
It don't make no sense
My hair's a Screech Powers mess
Look like the dwarf Fresh Prince

[Verse 2: Cardi B, Bruno Mars, Doctors, Dancers]
This throwback BS has gone on way too damn long
Bruno, I brought doctors to help (Ayyyy!)
Mr. Mars, what's going on?
Where's all this pain from?
Why are you stuck in the past?
Whatever do you mean?
Bruno stop it please!
Look right here, dude, here is today's date
What is that a small TV?
This must be a dream!
Wow

[Chorus: Bruno Mars, Dancers, & Doctors]
Have you heard of the internet?
You all should invest
Oooh, that's my beeper just one sec
Please docs fix this now
Dude Boyz 2 Men's the frickin best
Just got their cassette!
This is worse than I could expect
We must make his mind current!
[Outro Skit: Bruno Mars, Doctors]
Doc, what the heck
Don't fight, Bruno
Hey, wait, Doc!
No, no!
This is for you're own good son!
AHHHHH!

[Part 2: Lil Bruno]

[Intro: Joshua Fertado as Lil Bruno]
Ooh!
Yuh!
Lil Bruno!
(Bricks got that heat, boy)
Whoa, whoa, yuh!

[Verse: Lil Bruno]
I'm drippin' in finesse like water (Bro)
Pipe slippin' in the jet wit' yo' daughter
Ya boy, Lil Bruno, he a baller (Yuh)
Pop four xanny then eat lobster (Yuh yuh)
So much finesse it don't make sense (It don't make sense)
Keep a lean IV by my bed (By my bed)
I keep a gun strapped for the feds (Strapped for the feds)
Pop thirty-five xanny, go dead
[Outro Skit: Doctor & Cardi B]
Yikes, we really fucked this one up, didn't we?
What you talkin' 'bout, doc?
This shit is hot!