[Intro: Darryl Love as Kendrick Lamar]
I'm not conceited
I'm just a genius
Yeah (yeah, yeah)


[Verse 1: Kendrick Lamar, Money Girl 1, Money Girl 2, & Money Girl 3]
Aye, I am the king of hip hop
That's what every hip hop fan says
And ask the critics
Who the greatest rapper
They'll say Kendrick is
Though I'm a Christian and be humble is what the bible says
With everyone saying I'm great, I'm starting to believe this
Plus, every rapper in the world besides me sucks
All of them should quit rap and get a job at Starbucks
I'm so much better than them but you don't see me bragging
Wait, what you just said is a brag
Yeah, but I'm the rap king
When I say I'm great it's not a boast, it's just a fact
But still, that isn't a very humble way to act
Sorry, but you're wrong no one is better than me at
Being humble, I am the best in the world at that
You can't measure humbleness!
Oh yes, you can, there is an easy test
You can tell someone isn't humble if they're standing
But if they're sitting down then that means that they humble

[Chorus 1: Kendrick Lamar, Alex Farnham as Injured Man, Angel Laketa-Tanksley as Mother, Gabriela Caerra as Female Tourist, Gaston Leguizamon as Male Tourist, (Ashley Arlow as Standing Desk Lady), *Todd Barulich as Doctor*, & ~Arthur Roberts as Patient~]
But Kendrick!
Sit down
I am hurt and I cannot sit!
Be humble
He just learned to stand
Sit down
But he's just a little kid
Be humble
Hold up, bitch, sit down
You're a freakin' dick!
Be humble
What Kendrick?
Sit down
Do you not know what a statue is?
Be humble
He's lost it!
Sit down
Statues cannot hear, dipshit!
Bitch, be humble
(What the heck?)
Sit down
(No, dummy, this is a standing desk!)
Be humble
Show respect bitch sit down
Be humble
*Time to inspect!*
Sit down
~I am getting my prostate checked!~

[Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar, Peter Gilroy as Donald Trump, & Bart Baker as Moderator]
How did such a cocky braggart become president?
Someone humble needs to run against him
I'm as humble as a man can be
So, what the heck?
I guess it should be me
Mister Lamar, what will you do if elected?
For one thing I'll be humble, unlike this gigantic dick head
What do you mean?
I'm the most humble person on earth
This guy's a rapper
You really think he's humble?
That's absurd
Hey, I'm humble that's bullshit!
Hey, no swearing, don't push it!
I'm more humble than Jesus
What? Wow, I can't believe this
I'm more humble than Gandhi
What? Give me a break, Donny!
I am like Mother Teresa
If she had a penis but
I'm too humble to brag about my huge penis
But believe me you wish you could see it
Hey what is happening?
He's getting so full of himself
My head's huge
This can't be good for his health!
It's a bubble

[Chorus 2: Donald Trump & Kendrick Lamar]
I'm the best
Sit down
I can tell you're all so impressed
Be humble
Hair flawless
Sit down
I'm so handsome, rich, and so well dressed
Be humble
And no, no, no, no, no, no
Bitch, sit down
I'm not racist
Bitch, be humble
I'm the shit
Sit down
I'm history's best president
Bitch, sit down