[Intro]
Greetings, loved ones
It's time to get horny

[Verse 1]
I know a place where boys look like AC Slater
Warm, wet and wild
Like your stepson in the water
Sipping gin and prunes
Constipated by the palm trees (can't dump)
The boys break their necks
Tryna creep a little sneak peek (at us)

[Pre-Chorus]
You could travel the world but nothing comes close to this bag of bones
Once you see my hips thrust, you'll be falling in love
Oooooh-oh-oooooh!

[Chorus]
California boys, we're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin so hot, we'll melt your popsicle
Oooooh-oh-oooooh!
Oooooh-oh-oooooh!
California boys, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, hard as a rock
West Coast represent, now put your hands up
Oooooh-oh-oooooh!
Oooooh-oh-oooooh!
[Verse 2]
Toned, tan, fit and ready
Staring at boys makes me hot and sweaty
Wild, clumsy, dropping soap
These are the boys I love the most
I mean the ones, I mean like he's the one
Kiss him, touch him, squeeze his buns!
The boy's a freak
I like to spy on him on the beach
Cum boys, bang them out
Big man ass hanging out
Tommy, and Bobby, and Rodney
Three of my favorites that make me horny!

[Chorus]
California boys, we're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin so hot, we'll melt your popsicle
Oooooh-oh-oooooh!
Oooooh-oh-oooooh!
California boys, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, hard as a rock
West Coast represent, now put your hands up
Oooooh-oh-oooooh!
Oooooh-oh-oooooh!
[Outro]
I really wish you could all be California boys