[Intro: Bart Baker as 6ix9ine & Tiffany Tynes as Nicki Minaj]
I'm fucking TR3YWAY
King of New York, looking for a preteen
Uh, I'm gettin' washed up
Be-because, because Cardi takes all my features
Queen, no more

[Verse 1: 6ix9ine]
All my music garbage
I record it inside of a dumpster
Hit that if she thirteen, I'll take Snapchats while she suck my best friend's peepee
I'm the biggest troll to ever make rap
Look like a rainbow mixed with a street rat
This is my worst song yet, it's complete trash
This vid looks cheaper than my face tats
Who'da known that I'd sell out this damn fast
From Gummo to this soft serve trap pop crap

[Chorus 1]
(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) I live underneath a bridge
(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) Get it, people? That's a troll joke

[Verse 2]
Act hard but I'm pussy
Security always with me
I'm the fefe, small cock, I've never shot a gun
It's all an act, fake like Nick's ass
Call an Uber with some luber to the schoolyard for 8th graders
Soon, I won't be let round your kids cause I'll be a sex offender
[Chorus 2]
(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) Come here kids I have ice cream
(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) I promise I will not film you

[Verse 3: Nicki Minaj & 6ix9ine]
I-I'm doing this trash track with Tekashi because Cardi put my fake ass out like Queen B
Now, nobody listens to me
I'm desperate for relevancy
People sick of my lame rhyme schemes and my verses 'bout my pussy
'Bout to get dropped by Young Money
So, now I gotta clout chase
Wit alleged pedo face
Yea, I filmed her hot young body
But I swear we didn't bang
I have to constantly say in my songs that I'm sexy
To make sure I don't fall off more, I'll have Tekashi's babies (Have my babies!)

[Chorus 3: 6ix9ine]
(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) I don't really want no kids
(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) Unless I can see them naked

[Verse 4: Nicki Minaj]
My lyrics overplayed
Used to be cool in the 2012 days
I need to act my age
I'm getting old, ass looks like cottage cheese
Horse died on a jockey so he hit me told me bring my horse face
But when I arrived there they said that I'm way too plastic to race
[Chorus 4: 6ix9ine]
(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) Lil Kloroxxx is the best
(I'm fucking TR3YWAY) His music way better than mine

[Verse 5: 6ix9ine]
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
I'll catch a young hoe by her toe
If she ain't fucking on Tekashi, make her give my friend a blow


[Outro Skit: 6ix9ine, Troy Dillinger as Chris Hanson, & Danielle Andrade as the Young Girl]
I'm kinda cold, I'm gonna get a sweater
Aight
How can I help you?
Oh, who the hell you, blood?
Why don't you have a seat there, and we'll talk about it, please?
Right here?
Please, sit
Aight, this is weird, man
What are you doing here today?
Man, I was just coming here to meet this hoe, Stacy, I met on Instagram, blood, like I wasn't gon' do nothin'
I ain't stupid, we just gon' be friends
Do you know how old Stacy is?
Man, I don't know, blood, like, my facts kinda mixed, I think she like thirteen or eighteen, or something, like that, blood, but I wasn't gon' do nothin' though, blood
Well then, why don't you tell me what you're plans are with all these squirt guns full of lube and all the ice cream
Listen, blood, I ain't stupid
I was just coming here to be her mentor, blood, she seemed like she needed some guidance, blood
Yeah, we hear that a lot
6ix9ine this and 6ix9ine that
I let my nuts hang
Good, that's good
The reason I'm so curious, is I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC
What the fuck!?
And we're doing a story on child predators
Man, what
What the hell is that shit?
Get that camera out my face, blood!
Get that shit out my face, blood!
It's ok, you just relax, I'm gonna ask you a few questions, if you don't mind
Why don't tell me why you DM'd a thirteen year old girl, "How many fingers I'ma get in you"?
Did I say that, blood?
These are your words, sir
Nah, man, I ain't stupid, I didn't mean it like that, I meant like, "How many finger I'ma get in you to mentor you, girl?"
I'm-That's what I meant so
Well, if you have anything else to say, I'd go ahead and say it now, otherwise, you're free to go
I can just leave?
Yes
I'm such a healthy rapist, and I'm free!
Hahahahaha