[Intro: Kingsley as Pharrell]
This song totally sucks
This song totally sucks
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, woo
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, woo

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Robin Thicke, Pharrell]
Come over here if you want to get raped (Hey girl, come here)
By a creepy wannabe Timberlake
Maybe I'm going deaf
Or maybe, I'm just high
But 'no' means 'yes' in my mind (This song totally sucks)

[Pre-Chorus: Robin Thicke, Model #1]
This song and video will make you wanna take a
Knife that is really dull and shove it in your trachea
So overhyped, it's absurd
Makes me seem like a huge perv
Because you are a huge perv

[Chorus: Robin Thicke, Pharrell]
And now it's time for stupid hashtags
That say my last name
It's extremely lame
Here's what they should say
I'm a douchebag who thinks he's so smooth
Everyone's dancing except me, I'm way too cool
I'm going blind, that's my excuse when
I am accused of molesting women 'cause I'm a scumbag
Who wrote this concept?
Nothing happening makes any damn sense
There's a car on your butt
[Verse 2: Robin Thicke with Pharrell, Model #2]
Now let's watch T.I. dance like a dirty old man
Who just shit in his pants
I really want to fuck this goat
Now here's a crappy, hey, hey, hey, woo
Attempt at funny, what rhymes with funny?
A lot of stuff, idiot!

[Chorus: Robin Thicke, Model #3, Pharrell]
What the hell's wrong with this blonde girl
Humping a stuffed dog?
Could this video get any more wrong?
Hey, come here girl
I have a big D
If a guy has to say that it means it's small and diseased
You just got your ass served

[Verse 3: Page Kennedy and Todrick Hall as T.I.]
Somebody, please tell me
What the hell am I doing in this vid? I mean
Went from rapping on tracks about the streets
To brushing white chicks' hair like a total creep
And what the hell's with Pharrell's outfit?
He look like he from outer space in this silver shit
This video's wack and this song's overplayed
Come on dude, stop hashtagging your name!
[Verse 4: theDEVYNdeloera as Preggo Girl, Robin Thicke]
Robin, you asshole
I'm preggo with your baby
Even though I said 'no'
You knocked me up anyway
But the lines were blurred
They totally weren't
You're just a bastard!

[Chorus: Sam Macaroni as Hashtag Police, (Pharrell), *Robin Thicke,* Dave Daysas PETA member, George T. Kimmel IV as a police officer, Jerome Hamilton as Preggo Girl's father]
Ok, that's enough, everyone freeze
(Who the hell is this shmuck?)
I'm a hashtag cop
This hashtag abuse is against the law
I'm not kidding
*Someone, turn that shit off!*
I am warning you, stop or I will shoot
Okay, that's it dude
Pharrell, hands up (What the hell did I do?)
You're under arrest (For what?)
For soliciting goat sex
Put your hands behind your head
Thicke, you are dead
(Who the fuck is this dude?)
This is my daughter
You got her preggers
Time to meet my fist, jerk!
[Outro: Robin Thicke, Preggo Girl's daughter]
What the hell?
Payback's a bitch
#OWNED