[Intro: Ed Vilderman as Sean Paul, Tre Melvin as Leigh-Anne Pinnock]
I am Sean Paul I was big back in two-thousand three
How'd you get on my phone?
We used to date don't act like you do not know me
What?
So now in order to gain relevance with teens, I'm gonna ruin your new song with my singing
God no!

[Verse 1: Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Little Mix, Peter Gilroy as Perrie Edwards, Bart Baker as Jade Thirlwall, *Alex Farnham as Jesy Nelson* & (Sean Paul)]
I call my squad
Hey
Girls, we got a problem
What?
Has been Sean Paul, is getting featured in, our new hit pop song hair
That can't be, it's not fair, no...
Check out his pics
Can't believe you dated
*There's just one thing to do now get wasted (Burp)*
This is like a nightmare
Hey look there, I just saw Sean Paul out there. I'm sure it was him I swear
I don't see him anywhere
( I hope they don't look down here)

[Chorus 1: Little Mix, Philip Hersh as Simon Cowell]
We're just another generic pop group created and managed by Simon Cowell
My next cash cow. Cuz One Direction sucks now
But good pop groups always have five members we're just a low-budget Fifth Harmony
Like 98 Degrees, was to *NSYNC and Backstreet
[Interlude: Perrie Edwards]
Pizza guy's here!
Okay

[Verse 2: Jade Thirlwall, Perrie Edwards, Little Mix, Sean Paul, *Jesy Nelson*]
Why did we order; This many pizzas?
Hey, it's Sean Paul. Ew get out you geezer
This song's ours get lost!
Please let Sean da Paul be involved
Maybe if we; Give ourselves haircuts; Sean Paul will not; Recognize us; And he'll get out our hair
*I'll also cut down there*
I have got to get in there; Get my hands on all their hair, and cover my head that's bare; So they'll think I am younger

[Chorus 2: Little Mix, Jesy Nelson, Jade Thirlwall, Simon Cowell, *Sean Paul*]
(All girls) Three of us look like perky teenagers
But I look like I'm at least forty-one
Because she's my mom
Shh, be quiet just act young
Who are you?
*I am the electrician. I'm here to fix the electricity*
Ew, it is Sean P! Jerk get out of our song, please!

[Post-Chorus 2: Little Mix]
Nadadada dadada
Nadadada dadada
Nadadada dadada
Nadadada dadada
[Verse 3: Sean Paul, Leigh-Anne Pinnock, Little Mix]
Yo yo
Leave us alone
Why are you being such a hater?
You are trying to ruin our song
No, I'm in Jamaica. As you can see I'm in a tropical location. I'm definitely not just hiding in your kitchen. If someone's trying to get in your house it's not me
Then who's the douchebag in my kitchen with a green screen
That is the final straw you freak stop with the stalking!
Don't lock the door I just want your hair cos I'm balding!

[Bridge: Little Mix, Bart Baker as 911 Operator]
We've got to call the cops on that weirdo
911?
This is an emergency! We need help, please
I am sending the police

[Outro: George Kimmel IV and Pete Forthun as Police Officers, Little Mix]
What seems to be the problem ladies?
Sean Paul broke in the house to steal our hair. Make him disappear
Where's he?
He's in there