[Intro Skit: Male Neighbor, Female Neighbor, Peter Gilroy as Donald Trump]
Oh, shit!
Donald Trump and a bunch of white people are moving in next door
We should go over, act white, and convince them not to be too racist
Hey, neighbors, it's so nice to meet you
Could you maybe keep the racism to a minimum
Don't worry, I love your people and you're hip hop music way of life
And I want to use it unify a divided America
To make America great again!
And the only way to do that is to remake the most viral hip hop dance song of the year
The Trump way
With all white people


[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Zay Hilfigerrr]
Popular music is in a downward spiral
That's how a song this shitty could go viral
Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!
Ok! Ok!
This is what zero talent sounds like

[Chorus: Bart Baker as Zay Hilfigerrr]
Juju on that beat (JuJu)
What's that even mean? (Ok!)
Nothing this is the dumbest song of 2016
Just call out dance moves and repeat
Aye!
Repeat, aye!
Repeat, aye!
Keep saying the same thing
Keep saying the same thing, aye
Keep saying the same thing (Ok!)
Keep saying the same thing, aye
This beat was stolen from, "Knuck If You Buck"
By Crime Mob
That's how lame this is

[Bridge: Bart Baker as Zay Hilfigerrr]
Aye! Aye!
Keep saying aye! (Aye!)
So lazy, aye! (Aye!)
Keep saying aye!
I can't think of any more words to say
Aye! Aye! Aye! Yeah!

[Verse 2: Alex Farnham as Zayion McCall, Peter Gilroy as Donald Trump, Male Neeighbor, Female Neighbor]
This song is like "Whip/Nae Nae"
But a thousand times worse
You can't wait for it to end
But it's only the second verse
We made this up so fast
We didn't even take the time
To write lyrics that make sense
Or sound good or even rhyme
Don't worry, that's OK
People, are so goddamn friggin dumb
They love repetitive things
How do you think I won?
I just kept repeating
"Make America Great Again"
And that we have to lock up
Crooked Hillary Clinton
It's past ten o'clock
Will they ever stop?
They're being too loud
I think we have to call the cops!
That's right, whites
Keep dancing all night, aye!
We're white, aye!
It's nice, aye!

[Skit: Peter Gilroy as Donald Trump, Female Neighbor, Both Neighbors, Cop]
Thank God you're finally here
These two are from Kenya and they're here illegally
You need to deport them at once
What!?
And you tried to grab one of the white girls by the pussy!
Oh my God, what!?
That is not true, why are you lying like that!?
Yes! Oh, yes, he's lying!
You're such a liar!
Thank you, sir

[Verse 3: Peter Gilroy as Donald Trump & Bart Baker as Zay Hilfigerrr]
I'm America's king
I can do anything, aye!
No one can question me (Ok!)
Even when I'm lying (Ok!)
I'm making America great again, aye!
By making
It all Caucasian


[Outro Skit: Peter Gilroy as Donald Trump, Bart Baker as Zay Hilfigerrr, Alex Farnham as Zayion McCall, & Everyone but Trump]
What the hell?
America is for whites only now, Trump!
We’re sick of you orange people coming here and taking our jobs!
Go back to where you came from, orange face! (Aye!)
Orange lives matter!
Aye! (Oh!)
Aye! Aye! Yeah, aye!
Okay!
Okay!