[Intro Skit: Jet Set Hudson as LMFAO & Bart Baker as Angry Ex]
I'm sexy and I'm Homeless!
I'm sexy and I'm Homeless! (Music stops)
Where's my fucking child support ya homeless fuck!?!?
You got me pregnant, gave me every disease in the book, and I haven't seen a dime from your sorry ass!!!!!!
SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?!?

[Intro: Jet Set Hudson as LMFAO]
I Should Have Worn a Condom!

[Verse 1: Jet Set Hudson as LMFAO]
I’m a dirty, old bum looking for anything to bone
Got my dick in my hand and headed to the glory hole (Glory Hole!)
It don’t matter what you look like as long as you’re asleep with me
All the girls get mad when I give them my STDs

[Chorus: Jet Set Hudson as LMFAO]
Doctors say my AIDS is full blown now
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Got so many kids that I lost count
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Gonorrhea, crabs and got syphilis too
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
And if you wanna bang Imma give ‘em to you
‘Cause I don’t have no condoms
[Verse 2: Jet Set Hudson as LMFAO]
Baby, baby, babies
Got so many babies
That’s there John, that’s Tyrone and over there is Isaac
I should have worn a rubber
‘Cause now they live in dumpsters
On top of that I gave the clap to all their fucking mothers
Check my style, take a good look, I’m broke, bitch
I can’t pay child support, I’m fucking broke, bitch
Gettin’ brained in the alley from a possum
I Should Have Worn a Condom!

[Bridge: Jet Set Hudson as LMFAO]
If you wake up with a bunch of bumps
This is what you say
“I Should Have Worn a Condom!”
And if you black out and you don’t pull out
This is what you say
“I Should Have Worn a Condom!”
And if you throw up because you got crabs chump
This is what you say
“I Should Have Worn a Condom!”
And if she has a hissy fit from your syphilis
This is what you say
“I Should Have Worn a Condom!”
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Goddamn! These crabs and syphilis’ killing me!
Hope my dick don’t fall off
[Chorus: Jet Set Hudson as LMFAO]
Doctors say my AIDS is full blown now
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Got so many kids that I lost count
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
Gonorrhea, crabs and got syphilis too
I Should Have Worn a Condom!
And if you wanna bang Imma give ‘em to you
‘Cause I don’t have no condoms