[Intro]
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la

[Verse 1]
I’m old and horny like a hot pie
Keep thinking of me doing what you like
So, boy forget about the world, ‘cause it’s ‘gon be me & you tonight
I wanna make you beg for it, then Imma make you swallow my pie

[Chorus]
Want you to make me feel like I’m the only boy in the world
Like I’m the only boy that you’ll ever love
Like I’m the only boy who knows when you’re hard
Only boy in the world
Like I’m the only boy who’s wrinkled and tan
‘Cause I’m the only boy who understands
Hard to kidnap you in my van, yeah
Want you to make me feel like I’m the only boy in the world
Like I’m the only boy that you’ll ever love
Like I’m the only boy who knows when you’re hard, yeah

[Verse 2]
Want you to spank me with all of your might
Just slap my buttcheeks, make me feel right
Baby, I’ll show you my small secret that I’m keeping in between my thighs
And when you see that you ain’t leaving be my prisoner for the night
[Chorus]
Want you to make me feel like I’m the only boy in the world
Like I’m the only boy that you’ll ever love
Like I’m the only boy who knows when you’re hard
Only boy in the world
Like I’m the only boy who’s wrinkled and tan
‘Cause I’m the only boy who understands
Hard to kidnap you in my van, yeah
Want you to make me feel like I’m the only boy in the world
Like I’m the only boy that you’ll ever love
Like I’m the only boy who knows when you’re hard, yeah