[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Iggy Azalea, Students]
First thing's first, I'm a white chick (Wait, what?)
The whole world was confused when they learned this (She's not black?)
And I sound just like Nicki Minaj
If she swallowed down testosterone pills mixed with hot sauce (True!)
If you wanna get rap famous (Heh)
Act dirty south and say "heh" like this (Heh)
Parody a movie like Clueless
And then shake your, abnormally large for white girls, hips (Hey!)
You're a fake, give Nicki her goddamn style back!
You look like Gwen Stefani had sex with Riff Raff!
You be trippin', got that hood swag
You're from Australia! Stop acting black!

[Chorus: Alex Farnham as Charli XCX & Fan]
No one knows me
Just some random chick
They found in the street
To sing this obnoxious chorus
My name's Charli
No, I am not Lorde
We just look the same
I'm a huge fan of Royals
I am not Lorde!

[Verse 2: Iggy Azalea]
I said: make a music vid based on the film Clueless
It's the most time I've spent in school, the truth is
I am half retarded, high school I departed
That's why my tweets are ignorant and racist garbage
If you're Asian, fix your weird eyes
Mexicans are dirty and wide
And I swear I meant that they're so much
I'm gonna tweet two more times
If you don't speak English, eat shit
All Black people get arrested
Speaking of which I look like Marlon Wayans
From the flick White Chicks
Now, tell me who dat, who dat?
That is half and half
From the waist up, I am white
But from the ass down, I am black
I be that I-C-C-Y wrote it with a crayon
I can't spell because my IQ is negative ten
[Chorus: Charli XCX, Sam Macaroni as Teacher]
Just like Iggy
I'm stupid also
Think there's a highway
From L.A. to Tokyo
There's an ocean
Can you drive on it?
You must be joking
This is why they tell kids to go to college

[Post-Chorus: Iggy Azalea, Teacher]
Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat?
I-G-G-Y - that is your name, spell that (I-E-G-I?)
No! Spell that, spell that! (H-R-T-5?)
Noooooooooooo-o-o-o!
Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat? (Albert Einstein!)
Who dat? Who dat? (You're kidding me, right?)
Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat?
I told you three times
How the hell are you so goddamn slow?

[Outro: Iggy Azalea, Students, & Charli XCX]
-AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
-What?!
-Holy shit! Iggy Azalea's Nicki Minaj! Oh!