[Intro: Tiffany Tynes as Nicki Minaj]
This song is about butts
These girls all have big butts
This video is pretty much just a bunch of big butts

[Verse 1: Nicki Minaj]
I'm dry-humping bamboo in a jungle
My butt's so big it's like two gigantic bubbles
And I always show it off 'cause it's my greatest asset
But it's enhanced by surgery, yes, it's made out of plastic
It's not real, real, real
Cost major cash and my surgery bill is going up fast
Got work on my nose and my lips plus tit implants
My fake teeth Mister Ed status
Feed me a carrot
Booty shake (Hey!) with a snake (Hey!), ninety-five percent of me is fake (Hey!)
Twerkin' so hard it cause a massive earthquake (Hey!)
Now I'm rapping so damn fast think my tongue's about to break (Hey!)
Later in the video, I am gonna dance for Drake (Hey!)
Basically, I am a stripper who also knows how to rap (Hey!)
But my lyrics are real bad, they're complete and utter crap (Hey!)
I'm dumb-duh-duh-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb (Hey, hey!)

[Pre-Chorus 1: Nicki Minaj]
A turntable with fruit
A pink speaker and skull
This video is things that don't make any sense
And butts
[Chorus 1: Tony Frazier as Sir-Mix-A-Lot, Nicki Minaj]
You ripped off "Baby Got Back"
I'm pissed off, turned it to trash
Give me some of all that cash
Ha, ha, bitch, please
Talk to the ass

[Verse 2: Nicki Minaj]
For some reason, there's a gym out in the jungle
Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles
I pump real hard but there's no sweat on my complexion
'Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these Botox injections
Then I slam my crotch into the floor
Rap about sex non-stop, act like a whore
Waste the talent I got
Writing lyrics that will turn your brain to rot
I am a dumb shit
Kitchen scene (Hey!), whipping cream (Hey!)
Squirt the whole can out on my tit skin (Hey!)
My super slutty act is wearing real thin (Hey!)
In about seven years I'm gonna look like Lil Kim (Hey!)
Rapping so damn fast to hide the fact that I'm dim (Hey!)
So plastic when I die, throw me in recycling (Hey!)
Drake is sitting in a chair, now I'm gonna dance for him (Hey!)
I'm dumb-duh-duh-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb (Hey, hey!)
[Pre-Chorus 2: Bart Baker as Drake, Nicki Minaj]
I don't want a lap dance
Your butt is too damn fat
You're gonna eat this ass
I can't! No, I need air! Stop!
*Grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh*
What are you saying, Drake?
I'm trying to warn you
Nicki, behind you, there's a snake!

[Chorus 2: Nicki Minaj, Sir-Mix-A-Lot]
Oh my gosh!
Look at that snake!
That's right, bitch
He hasn't ate
And he loves juicy butt steak
Anaconda, eat that fake skank

[Outro: Sir-Mix-A-Lot]
My Anaconda ate Nick's buns and now this dumb song's done