[Chorus 1: Maisha Sha'nay as Rihanna]
This song's title is "Work"
Which is ironic cos it required no work
It did however require lots of sizzurp
Which would explain why my lyrics are so slurred
It is so damn repetitive it hurts
Over and over I say work, work, work, work

[Verse 1: Rihanna]
Need to pull down my skirt
And you can see through my shirt
It's crazy they let this on YouTube
Cos you can totally see my boobs
I'm hot so I get away with it
Even though this song is gibberish
These lyrics sound like some made-up language
Sung by someone who's been heavily drankin'
In some parts of this song, I'm not even singin'
This next part is just overly autotuned hummin
Mmmmm
I sound like an orgasming robot
What's wrong with music?

[Chorus 2: Rihanna]
I'm being such a flirt
While Drake sits staring at my ass while I twerk
He's doing nothing I'm doing all the work
Come on and get up do something you jerk!
No I mean I want you to sing something
Please stop doing your lame dance from "Hotline Bling"
[Verse 2: George Khouri as Drake & Rihanna]
Yeah, okay
You need to
Enunciate
No one understands you
These aren't words you must be jokin'
How much weed have you been smokin'?
It doesn't matter boo
I am only here to get some crotch grinding from you
Every video that's what I make the girl do
While I make a dumb face stand still and try to act cool
No let's have sex it would be fun fun fun
To have you inside me
No, nuh-uh, that is not happenin'
All I want is you to grind me, girl
I asked you to be in this vid cos I'm horny
I thought sex was where all this was goin'
Can't you tell this song is about Bonin?
I can't tell what it's about
You're just making sounds
With your mouth
I think I should leave now
I'm only into grinding I don't like sex

[Chorus 3: Workers, Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus, Peter Gilroy as Donald Trump, Roland Luitgaarden as Deadpool]
Work work work work we work
Did someone call us?
We heard someone say work
RiRi did you say
Twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk, twerk
Hold on, these losers
Aren't legal they can't work
I'm pretty sure that she called for me, a merc
I've got to stop this in order to save Earth
Ah!
[Outro Skit: Deadpool]
Oh, you gotta be shitting me!
What a stupid fucking ending!