[Intro: Bart Baker as Taylor Swift & Syd Wilder as Katy Perry]
This song is all about Katy
Because that dumb bitch betrayed me
Taylor, you psycho, don't blame me
For the fact you're freaking crazy (Hey!)

[Verse 1: Klarity as Kendrick Lamar & Bart Baker as Taylor Swift]
To tell the truth I'd rather be back
On the mean streets of Compton selling crackheads crack (Crackheads crack)
Than be rapping on this generic lame pop track (Lame pop track)
About how Katy jacked some dancers from Tay, that's whack
I had three great backup dancers
Who danced on my tour
Then Katy stole all them
God, I hate that bitch screw her!
You sound like a baby
That's not a big deal
Plus, Katy didn't steal, she just offered them a job
Tay that's for real (Ah!)

[Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker as Taylor Swift]
I've run out of men
To write about so it is
Katy's turn!

[Chorus: Bart Baker as Taylor Swift, Glozell, Cat-P]
Hey why is this song called "Bad Blood"?
Because Taylor's on her period
Stop discussing my menstruation
Or I'll shoot you both with my gun! (Hey!)
I'm so sensitive
'Cause it's always my period
That's why I named my last album "Red"
And why I can't keep a boyfriend? (Hey!)
[Bridge 1: Bart Baker as Taylor Swift]
The original
Version of this song sucked so
I got Kendrick

[Verse 2: Bart Baker as Taylor Swift]
This video it kinda blows
It's just a bunch of cameos
I made all my famous friends pose
To boost my music vid ego! (Hey!)

[Bridge 2: Bart Baker as Taylor Swift, Klarity as Kendrick Lamar, Both]
This song and vid represent
Strong female empowerment
That's BS, it is so evident
You only put this catty song out to get revenge
I'm a feminist
Please trick (Hey!)
Feminists do not diss chicks (Hey!)
Okay, fine, Kendrick, I'll admit it (Hey!)
(Ooh)
I want to kill that
Dark Horse bitch!

[Chorus: Bart Baker as Taylor Swift & Syd Wilder as Katy Perry]
Katy, me and my famous friends
Are gonna kick your fat rear end
Hey, Taylor, John Mayer said
That you're like a dead fish in bed! (Hey!)
Bitch, you got no class
And now I'm gonna murder your ass!
You skinny skank don't make me laugh
Okay, sharks, let's take out the trash! (Hey!)
[Outro Skit: Bart Baker as Taylor Swift & Syd Wilder as Katy Perry]
Haha!
Oh my God, my period
It's-it's finally over!
Katy, I'm so sorry
Can we just put all this behind us and be friends again?
Oh, Taylor I wish we could, I really do, but I have some news for you
My period just started!