[Intro: Jennifer Lopez]
Here's another shitty song about booty
No thought went into this crap it's just booty
It's so bad the title should have been "Doodie"
Makes "Anaconda" seem like
A masterpiece

[Verse 1: Jennifer Lopez]
It's pitiful
My new single
Is just one more mindless bore
About butts this is getting old
I am a mother
I should know better
Than to star in soft porn
Showing off my ancient keister
I was once the hottest young diva
Now I'm old and desperate to stay on the pop charts
So I asked this weird transvestite from Australia
To be in this because she's popular
Why is this albino famous?

[Pre-Chorus: Jennifer Lopez]
This is the lamest song yet about booty
Literally the whole vid is just booty
[Lorde]
It's pathetic what you ladies are doing
Portraying women as nothing more than
Sex crazed meat!

[Verse 2: Jennifer Lopez]
I'm so shallow
That I actually
Took out an insurance
Policy on my huge tushy
For twenty seven
Million dolares
Makes my ass
Worth more cash
Than P. Diddy made off Biggie
Now I will cover my ass in lube
And thrust up and down like I am seizuring
I'll do anything to get cheap YouTube views
That's why I act like I'm eighteen when I'm fifty
Please don't let my children see this

[Verse 3: Iggy Azalea]
My big booty starring in a new movie
Taught my booty how to play "Call of Duty"
Smoke a doobie with my giant fat booty
In my booty I keep my ex Ben
Someone help me!
Another song about big booty
It's sad and pathetic fo sure
But I did it cause I've liked this old dame since
She danced on "In Living Color"
She's still a pretty sexy lady
Even though she pushed out a few babies
She got a few grey pubes but that ain't
Nothing can't be fixed with some Brazilian shaving
Yahhnabahhhnabiday yongnabadabhijay
Ain't no point in saying words no one's listening anyway
Can't hide the fact that this is utter crap
Might as well fart the rest of this awful rap
Hey check it out J.Lo
Ain't that Nicki Minaj's fat ass?
[Jennifer Lopez]
The three biggest butts in music
Time to join forces we'll rule the charts
Six big fat ass cheeks with so much power and might

[Jennifer Lopez, Iggy Azalea, Nicki Minaj]
We are the Illuminati of booty

[Iggy Azalea]
I am Iggy

[Jennifer Lopez]
I am J.Lo

[Nicki Minaj]
I'm Nicki

[Jennifer Lopez, Iggy Azalea, Nicki Minaj]
From this day forward we'll rule by committee
Making sure pop music always stays shitty
That way we will always be on top winning