[Intro: Jetset Hudson as Nicki Minaj]
Ayo, ayo

[Verse 1: Jetset Hudson as Nicki Minaj]
I got fake titties and a fake ass
Before I made this song and video I smoked some really bad crack
I repeat words to fill up my tracks
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass

[Refrain: Jetset Hudson as Nicki Minaj]
Ice my nipples then I piss my britches
You can suck my diznick, yes I pack a chick stick
I think I'm pregnant but don't wanna test it
Yes I'm the bestest, blah, blah, blah, asbestos

[Pre-Chorus: Jetset Hudson as Nicki Minaj]
Hey, yo, YT! What the fuck's good?
I eat cat food, while I'm sportin' wood
I'm a nappy ho, a tranny from the hood
And if I draw my words out people might think that I'm good...

[Chorus: Jetset Hudson as Nicki Minaj]
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, yes, I'ma, I'ma a stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
Ima stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
Ima stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid), yes, I'ma, I'ma a stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
[Verse 2: Jetset Hudson as Nicki Minaj]
Somebody, tell me where the doctor at
This song's so bad it's giving me a heart attack
Sounds like it was writtеn by a retarded junky
Top of that my butt cheeks are looking hеlla chunky

[Refrain: Jetset Hudson as Nicki Minaj]
Ice my nipples then I piss my britches
You can suck my diznick, yes I pack a chick stick
I think I'm pregnant but don't wanna test it
Yes I'm the bestest, blah, blah, blah, asbestos

[Pre-Chorus: Jetset Hudson as Nicki Minaj]
Hey, yo, Kidz Bop, fuck you and your CDs
Who wants to listen to hits sung by preteens?
I don't know what I'm saying
1, 2, 3
Everybody loves Raymond...

[Chorus: Jetset Hudson as Nicki Minaj]
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, yes, I'ma, I'ma a stupid ho
I'ma stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
Ima stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
Ima stupid ho, I'ma, I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
I'ma stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid), yes, I'ma, I'ma a stupid ho (I'm stupid, stupid)
[Outro]
I am the she-male Weezy!