[Intro: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
Yeah, woooh-oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
7 AM waking up really horny
Gotta be fresh, talking about downstairs
Gotta take the pill, gotta have cereal
Take a huge dump in the toilet bowl
Wipe my ass, pick my mole
Now I gotta get down to the bus stop
[Censored] taking the bus
I see a weird man

[Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
He's jerkin' in the front seat
Trying to abduct me
I'm wearing crotchless panties
Which seat do I take?

[Interlude: Justin Carbonari as Shrimp Guy]
Come here, girl, come herе
Get in my car, get in my car, come hеre

[Chorus: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
It's Friday, Friday
I'm so slutty on Friday
All the kids are horny on the weekend, Friday
Friday, Friday, I'm so whiny on Friday
Four days after Monday, two pass Wednesday
It's Friday
[Post-Chorus: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
Partyin', partyin'! Yeah!
In the back of some guy's car
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun

[Interlude: Justin Carbonari as Shrimp Guy]
Stop! Shut up! Stop it! Shut up! Stop it!
Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Wait, if today is Friday
What was yesterday?

[Bridge: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today it is Friday, Friday
Wee, wee, wee, I just went wee wee
I got excited and pissed my panties today
Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday cums afterwards
And then it's Monday and Tuesday
And then it becomes Wednesday, which is
Followed by Thursday, and then it's Friday again!

[Verse 2: Justin Carbonari as Shrimp Guy]
Jerking me in the front seat
Kid in the back seat, drinking shrimp juice, puking
Fast lane, switching lanes
With a car up on my side
Passing by a school bus in front of me
Wing-wong, wing-wong, check out my ding-ding
Check my time, Friday, weekend
We gonna get slutty, come on, come on y'all
Oh y'all, little boys and girls, come on, get in my car
I got enough shrimp juice for everybody
[Chorus: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
It's Friday, Friday. I'm so whiny on Friday
All the kids are horny on the weekend
Friday, Friday, Friday, I'm so slutty on Friday
Four days after Monday, two pass Wednesday
It's Friday
Partyin', Partyin'! Yeah!
In the back of some guy's car
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun

[Outro: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
Just another slutty Friday