[Verse 1: Devyn De Loera as Lady Gaga]
Remember when I used to not totally suck?
My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up
But then I lost my damn mind, now I am in a birdcage
I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batshit insane

[Pre-Chorus: Lady Gaga, Bart Baker as Miley Cyrus, Shane Dawson as Amanda Bynes, Bart Baker as Justin Bieber]
I combined art and pop and made a flop
Don't let your children watch this
It will scare the poor things shitless
I need attention constantly
Same with me!
And me!
And me, swag!

[Chorus: Lady Gaga]
I've covered myself in blood
I've worn a meat dress
I've even convinced the world I had a penis
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks
Instead of focusing on making good music
All the stuff I do is for the fame
Like making a whole CD exploiting the gays
I think I'm god's gift to the human race
Now watch me smear random shit all over my face
[Verse 2: Lady Gaga]
I try way too hard to be seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist
One second I’m a woman suddenly I am a swan
You have no freakin’ idea how many drugs I am on
(A lot)

[Chorus: Lady Gaga, Male Backup Dancer, Backup Dancers]
I am the definition of egotistic
She's right I just looked it up and it shows her pic
I'm so conceited and smug I eat my own shit
Then I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss
Everyone clap for me
Yes, that is it!
Now you're all under my spell I am a fame witch!
Gaga you're amazing, a true genius
And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless

[Bridge: Bart Baker as Lady Gaga, Male Backup Dancer, Devyn De Loera as Madonna]
Yes, it's working!
I'm transforming, into a true fame monster!
Soon I will rule all the earth!
Hey look, isn't that Madonna?
Gaga is just a fraud, hold your applause
She is just trying to be the new version of me, clearly
I was the first attention whore
Now it's time to end this war!
[Chorus: Madonna, Lady Gaga, Male Backup Dancer, Female Backup Dancer]
Look at my magical jugs they'll see you free
Stop giving Gaga your love
Save it for me
Don't listen to Madonna! Keep on clapping!
Actually we’ve had enough, you're getting boring
The whole world’s sick of you, check this headline
Your last tweet was retweeted only four times
Sorry, Gaga, you're through
No this can't be!
Please, I am begging all you, do not ignore me!
Oh no! What’s happening?!