[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Austin Mahone]
I-I'm a clone of Bieber, wear oversized sneakers, and sing into mirrors
And my-my government grew me, in a laboratory, to become the next big teen heartthrob

[Pre-Chorus: Alex Farnham as Scientist 1]
Everything's looking good, next, we should test out how he performs the hook!

[Chorus: Austin Mahone, Bart Baker as Justin Bieber]
Now I'm outside, my friends are dancing like tools
See a black guy, and high-five him so that I look cool
Chasing a broad, acting like I am in love
Singing a song, that sounds twenty years old and also my hat is dumb
Who is this scum?

[Verse 2: Austin Mahone, Morgan De Loera as Girl]
Why are you walking away? I guess you must be gay, 'cause I'm fucking perfect, bitch
No, it's because you look nine, and I hope you realize, that this song sounds just like, bye, bye, bye

[Pre-Chorus: Scientist 1, George Kimmel IV as Scientist 2]
Everything's looking great, with Austin
Wait, who is that?
Oh shit it's Justin

[Chorus: Justin Bieber, Scientist 2, Austin Mahone]
This needs to stop
Crap he found us this is bad
You think you're hot, but you don't even wear drop-crotch pants
Justin piss off, I'm the new you kiss my ass
That's the last straw, I challenge you to a swag match
OK it's on! Swag swag swag swag swag
Like Donkey Kong! Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag
[Outro: Scientist 2, Scientist 1]
What the hell is happening?
Their egos are colliding
It is causing an earthquake
We need to deactivate