[Verse 1: Austin Smith as Ke$ha]
Wake up kinda horny feeling like John Dalley
Take a dump, look in the toilet, it's another baby
Before I leave, blast a queef, but it comes out my ass
Cause I'm not leaving, I don't care if I have a sack

[Pre-Chorus: Austin Smith as Ke$ha]
I tuck my junk between my legs, legs
Boys love these hairy legs, legs
My mangina makes hi'em beg (Beg, be-be-be-be-be-be-be)
My voice is really deep, deep
I holler at my creeps, creeps
And they all call me queefa

[Chorus: Austin Smith as Ke$ha]
Chick cock on your block, all the men begin to flock
All day, on display, hide my dong in my bouquet
Flip flop, round and round, look at what you found
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

[Verse 2: Bart Baker as Barry]
Come into my car, I have plenty of beers
I got some money in my pants, come and get in my dear
You look like a tranny star, and I see you got swagger
What you packin downstairs?, Is it curved like Mick Jagger's
[Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker as Barry]
I'm thinking bout, slammin your face in meats, meats
Drench in your body pee, pee
Ridin you like a donkey
Now-now I could tie up your hands and feet, feet
Or watch you while you sleep, sleep
Watch you while you sleep, sleep
As I beat my meat

[Chorus: Austin Smith as Ke$ha]
Chick cock on your block, hits the ground when I squat
All day, on display, always getting in my way
Meat spin, round and round, as the party's goin down
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh