[Chorus: Alan as Eminem's Grandma]
Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns?
That's all right because I got rid of my work
Lift up my skirt and you'll be suprised
That's all right because I used to be a guy
Used to be a guy

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Eminem]
You can't tell he used to be my gramps, you can only tell cause he's lady-like
He took scissors and cut off his man pipe
Got double d's, applies lipstick all night
It's so wrong that he kinda looks white
High off of drugs, changed his name to Kate
She likes to huff paint all day while she masturbates
Seeing him in makeup really brings me down
Miniskirts and no panties when she hits the town
Why can't we go back to thе way it was
When you was my grandpa and I was your grandson
Having two grandma's is really tough
And what's with the rеd hair are you f**kin nuts?
Used to be Superman with the wind on your back
Now you look like Lois Lane and you don't have a sack
Come over here, Grandpa, Look me in the eyeball
I can't believe you turned into my Grandma

[Chorus: Alan as Eminem's Grandma]
Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns?
That's all right because I got rid of my work
Lift up my skirt and you'll be suprised
That's all right because I used to be a guy
Used to be a guy
Used to be a guy
[Verse 2: Austin Smith as Rapper]
I love my papi so much I can barely breathe
Now instead of farts, I hear him smashin queefs
Gotta butcher the fuzzies hiding away the monstrosity
Braggin about his kinny and titties?
Makin bitchy-ass faces, screwing away to hard places
Takin boy toys to the ball game for hot dogs and lemonade
Gets mad and claims he's on the rag
Two grannies a whole hemp full of panties
The face of an old grump and a wig and makeup
Forgot to take his meds and he won't shut up
Everyone in town thinks he's old and gay
So he picks fights outside of Old Country Buffet
My friends say I gotta give
As he struts through the mall in his fancy high-heels
I guess in the end, I'm glad for my papi
He's horny, he's happy, he's got a hot body

[Chorus: Alan as Eminem's Grandma]
Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns?
That's all right because I got rid of my work
Lift up my skirt and you'll be suprised
That's all right because I used to be a guy
Used to be a guy
Used to be a guy
Used to be a guy