[Chorus: Bruno Mars]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything

[Verse 1: 2KBABY]
It's crazy how ​these * think they followin' the leader
Be all up on a rapper's *, y'all followin' an eater
I'm sick of all the *, these * act like divas
A snitch, you should get rid of it, don't get these * T'd up
But they only got you when they need ya, uh
Thought his baby mama was a keeper, deceiver
These * suckin' * for some features
They be tryna get this * lil' cheaper, lil' cheaper

[Pre-Chorus: 2KBABY]
Oh-oh, yes, I said it
I said it, I said it, 'cause I can

[Chorus: 2KBABY]
Nowadays * click up with any gang, woah
I just wanna see 'em all dead, yeah
I'm too high, can't pick up my phone
This new opp pack smoke way too strong
Stop asking me, I'm not squashing anything
Nothing at all (Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh)
Nothing at all (Woo-hoo), yeah (Woo-hoo), ooh (Ooh), woah
* you and your dawg, ah
[Verse 2: Bruno Mars]
I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah
I'll be lounging on the couch, just chillin' in my Snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle, I'm the freaking man

[Pre-Chorus: Bruno Mars]
Oh-oh, yes, I said it
I said it, I said it, 'cause I can

[Chorus: Bruno Mars]
Today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all (Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh)
Nothing at all (Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh)

[Bridge: Bruno Mars]
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Chorus: Bruno Mars, 2KBABY, Both]
Oh, today, I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna see 'em all dead, yeah
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear, I'm not sqaushin' anything
Nothing at all (Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh)
Nothing at all (Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh)
Nothing at all (* you and your dawg, ah

[Outro: Bruno Mars]
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, ooh