[Verse 1]
Born to love volcanos
Seen ‘em on PBS
Born to love volcanos
My apartment is a mess
Somewhere under that pile of clothes
Lies a crumpled $10 bill
Telephones are ringing
In a land called PBS
Fat lady is singing
In a land called PBS
Maybe she loves volcanos too
I'll just have to take a guess
She looks like a little volcano
With her red hair and brown dress

[Chorus]
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos
[Verse 2]
Born to love volcanos
Seen ‘em on PBS
Born to love volcanos
This city is a mess
Somewhere on a steam vent
Sits a man without a home
Tribute to Carl Sagan
Tonight on PBS
Alistair Cooke is beggin'
Tonight on PBS
Maybe he needs my money more
Than that man without a home
He wants to make a documentary
On the footwear of ancient Rome

[Chorus]
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos
[Verse 3]
Born to love volcanos
Seen ‘em on PBS
Born to love volcanos
This country is a mess
Every 2 minutes a girl gets pregnant
‘Cause no one gives them the facts
Intellectuals are phoning
To a land called PBS
Some old guy is droning
In a land called PBS
Maybe he needs my money
More than a bunch of pregnant teens
A toll-free number to call in my money
Appears upon my screen

[Chorus]
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos
Born to love volcanos, volcanos, volcanos, volcanos
Born to love volcanos