[Verse 1]
Sand is hurting my tender feet
The air smells like rotting fish and Solarcaine
I hate the people on the beach
With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane

[Chorus]
I don't wanna be on the beach, no!
I don't wanna be on the beach, no!
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach, no!

[Verse 2]
I hate my girlfriend, she, she, she
Lies on the beach like a barrier reef
Soaking up the stupid sun
While the radio is blasting Fun, Fun, Fun

[Chorus]
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun!
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun!
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun, no!

[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun!
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun!
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach, no fun, no!

[Verse 3]
This is no way to spend a summer
I've got sand caked on my feet
I gave my ice cream to a shark
And now I've got nothing to eat, no fun!

[Chorus]
I don't wanna be on the beach (No fun!)
I don't wanna be on the beach (No fun, no!)
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach! (No fun!)