On my TV screen
Every Labor Day
Fuckin' Jerry Lewis
Make him go away
Make him go away
Make him go away
He's fucked up my labor day
Make him go away

One, two, three, four!

Jerry Lewis
I'm comin' to get ya
You're gonna run, you're gonna hide
Jerry Lewis
This squad's gonna get ya
And make you commit TV suicide

Give him 24 hours
He'll do what he please
He'd be on welfare
If it weren't for this disease

His eyes get red
And his face gets mean
I guess that's what you get
When you take amphetamine
One, two, earth, shoe!

Jerry Lewis
I'm comin' to get ya
You're gonna run, you're gonna hide
Jerry Lewis
This squad's gonna get ya
And make you commit TV suicide

In France they appreciate me
In France they know I'm a genius
(stupid Jerry Lewis noise)