Mary Anne, doesn't understand
I wanna be her man, stupid Mary Anne
Now I must complain, that she lacks a brain
But my hearts in pain, it's driving me insane

I think it's funny that Mary's such a dummy
You gotta really love her coz she has a lot of money
And if she would only marry me
It would really improve my economy

Oh, Mary Anne, doesn't understand
I wanna be her man, oooohhh stupid Mary Anne

Stupid Mary Anne
I think it's funny that Mary's such a dummy
You gotta really love her coz she has a lot of money
And if she would only marry me
It would really improve my economy

Oh, Mary Anne, doesn't understand
I wanna be her man, oooohhh stupid Mary Anne

Mary Anne, Mary Anne I wanna be your man
Mary Anne, I wanna take your hand
Mary Anne, I wanna see your plans
Mary Anne, Oh won't you understand
Mary Anne, I wanna be your man
Mary Anne, I wanna take your hand
Mary Anne, Oh won't you understand
OOOhhhhhhh - stupid Mary Anne