[Verse 1]
Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch
That's where I'm gonna build my church
Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss;
Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief
People shake their heads in disbelief, go!

[Chorus]
Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief
People shake their heads in disbelief

[Verse 2]
Yeah, Charles Nelson Reilly, he's our man
He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand
He can't walk on water, can't make wine flow;
Just another greedy actor on The Late Late Show!

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief
People shake their heads in disbelief, go!
[Chorus]
Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief
People shake their heads in disbelief