[Verse 1]
She's got a head full of plastic hair
Just like that woman on channel 2
You know that woman on the channel 2 news
You know that woman all the anchormen do

[Chorus]
She’s affected!
She’s affected!

[Verse 2]
She's not smart like Eleanor
She's kinda dumb like Monica
30 years in the American sun
Have clearly left their mark on her

[Chorus]
She’s affected!
She’s affected!
She’s affected!
She’s affected!

[Bridge]
Where did get that English Accent
Where did she learn to hold her fork?
She's never been outside the USA
She's never even been to New York
[Verse 3]
She's got those haunted Alison eyes
Don’t knows the words to honey jar
She's got those jagged Katie teeth
She dresses like she's Johnny Marr

[Chorus]
She’s affected!
She’s affected!
She’s affected!
She’s affected!
She’s affected!
She’s affected!
She’s affected!
She’s affected!