[Verse 1]
The man who spoke at graduation
Said "Life does not come with a manual"
But one week later I found one
In that thrift store on Second and Samuel

[Verse 2]
The weather girl on the TV
She say April showers bring May flowers
The next day our town was flooded
Hundreds died in a matter of hours

[Chorus]
Every cloud has a silver lining
And every dog has his day
But acid rain and rabies, baby
Are the only things coming our way

[Verse 3]
The journey of a thousand miles
Well it with the first little step
Said the man as he left his cell
And was escorted down the hall to his death

[Chorus]
Well every cloud has a silver lining
And every dog has his day
But acid rain and rabies, baby
Are the only things coming our way
[Verse 4]
Well I have often heard it said
That fools rush in where angels fear to tread
This is probably just because
The angels are still home in bed