[Verse 1]
It's a Friday night cookin' show
With a horse-meat dish
I had to stay in the freezer
All Thursday eve
Talkin' to that horse
I really had to go
Down to the sidewalk
The sky's all red
The street's filled with people
From a High School band

[Chorus 1]
I escaped to a theatre
To see a girl
With long blonde hair
Right down to there
I escaped from a theatre to see a girl
With long blonde hair
We had to leave

[Verse 2]
We got in a tan van
Us two in the back
With Steve McGarrett
From Hawaii-Five-O
At the steering wheel
Speeding away we slide into a
Parking lot
And all in slow motion
These tough guys appear
[Chorus 2]
We argue and fight
And one pulls a knife
He hits me in the back
But I'm all right
I'm all right
I'm all right
I'm all right
He's all right!

[Chorus 1]
I escaped from a theatre
To see a girl
With long blonde hair
Right down to there
I escaped from a theatre
To see a girl....