[Intro]
Well, I’m the king of sick

[Verse 1]
Strange puddles forming on the sidewalk
The radio won’t stop playing Talk Talk by Talk Talk
Rain coming down is making everything slick
And I’m the king, the king of sick

[Chorus]
Well, I’m the king of sick
Yeah, I’m the king of sick
If you’re gonna make your move, you best make it quick
Now step off, I’m gonna be sick

[Verse 2]
Germs so big that you can fucking see ‘em
Like something that belongs in a goddamn museum
Little Billy’s playing with a rusty ice-pick
And I’m the king, the king of sick

[Chorus]
Yeah, I’m the king of sick
Said, I’m the king of sick
And if you’re gonna make your move, you best make it quick
Now step off, I’m gonna be sick
[Bridge]
I said, “Hеy, nosy neighbor, take a look out my window
Therе’s a patch in my yard where the grass just won’t grow
Little brown patch moving closer to my home
A little brown patch that I can call my own
Hey, nosy neighbor, put your weed whacker down
Keep your hands in the air and don't make a sound
There's a little brown patch moving closer to my home
A little brown patch that I can call my own"

[Verse 3]
Strange sounds are breaking the silence of the night
Babies howl, mosquitoes bite
You can file those charges, but they won't stick
'Cause I'm the king, the king of sick
Dirt path leading out of town
But it just brings you straight back around
And you find yourself falling for the same old trick
But I'm the king, the king of sick

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm the king of sick
Said, I'm the king of sick
And if you're gonna make your move, you best make it quick
Now step off, I'm gonna be sick
[Chorus]
I'm the king of sick
Yes, I'm the king of sick
And if you're gonna make your move, you best make it quick
Now step off, I'm gonna be sick