[Verse 1]
It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo

[Hook]
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo

[Verse 2]
Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road, stepping on the gas
Down a winding road, just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming

[Hook]
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo

[Verse 3]
One of them is blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision, bodies everywhere
Head on collision, retards beware

[Hook]
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo