[Intro]
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha)
A hypocrite is one who deals
In deceit, lies and false pretenses
Insincerity is the name of the game
Doing one thing and telling others not to do it
Is reality for a hypocrite

[Verse 1]
Well, they tell you, they say "Jesus saves"
Or they tell you, they say "praise the Lord"
Well, they tell you, black bible on their back
They're going straight to hell, sinners!

[Refrain]
Hypocrite
Hypocrite!

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, she loves you, and she says that she loves you
You're faithful, she says "yeah, I'm faithful, too"
And well, she loves you, the way she says that she loves you
While she's fucking behind your back! Huh?

[Chorus]
Hypocrite, hypocrite
Hyp-hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite
Hypocrite, hypocrite
Hyp-hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite
[Interlude]
You're a cunt
You're a backstabbing cunt
That's right, you're a cunt
C U N T, cunt

[Verse 2]
Well, your best friend, yeah, we all have a best friend
Your best friend says "he's no good for you"
Well, your best friend, but before you can thank her
His dick is in her mouth! Ugh!

[Refrain]
Hypocrite
Hypocrite!

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, she loves you, and she says that she loves you
You're faithful, she says "yeah, I'm faithful too"
And well, she loves you, the way she says that she loves you
While she's fucking behind your back!

[Chorus]
Hypocrite, hypocrite
Hyp-hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite
Hypocrite, hypocrite
Hyp-hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite
[Interlude]
You're a cunt, you're a cunt
You're a two-timing cunt
C U N T spells cunt
That's right, cunt

[Verse 3]
Well, they tell you, they say "don't do drugs"
Or they tell you, they say "no, they're not for me"
But they tell you, and you roll up their sleeves
And their track could ride a train!

[Refrain]
Hypocrite
Hypocrite!

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, she loves you, and she says that she loves you
You're faithful, she says "yeah, I'm faithful too"
And well, she loves you, the way she says that she loves you
While she's fucking behind your back! Bitch!

[Chorus]
Hypocrite, hypocrite
Hyp-hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite
Hypocrite, hypocrite
Hyp-hyp-hyp-hyp-hypocrite
[Outro]
Cause hypocrite to me spells C U N T!
(Cunt)