[Verse 1]
Death to the ladies first, then the gentlemen
All sorts of tax-free-face-lift-abortions-nervous-break-dance
Satanic girls gone wild, truly fucking suicidal

[Pre-Chorus]
First, you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it
First, you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it

[Chorus]
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again!
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Etcetera!

First, you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!

[Verse 2]
I've got a black eye of a soul, my morals in a hole
I wish I was still dead
But the TV said it's a "tropical depression"
Pointless intervention, legal separation
Call my dealer or my lawyer
"We've got a situation!"
[Pre-Chorus]
First, you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it
First, you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it

[Chorus]
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again!
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Etcetera!

Is it the news? Or is it the noose?
Results may vary, side effects are very
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!

[Bridge]
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon

It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
[Chorus]
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again!
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Etcetera!

Fuck the goddamn TV and the radio
And fuck making hits, I'm taking credit for the death toll
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!

[Outro]
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon