[Verse 1]
Death to the ladies first, then the gentlemen
All sorts of tax-free-face-lift-abortions-nervous-break-dance
Satanic girls gone wild, truly fucking suicidal

[Pre-Chorus]
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it

[Chorus]
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again!
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Etc

First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!

[Verse 2]
I've got a black eye of a soul
My morals in a hole, I wish I was still dead
But the TV said it's a “tropical depression”
Pointless intervention, legal separation
Call my dealer or my lawyer
“We've got a situation!”
[Pre-Chorus]
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name
You'd better kill it before they see it

[Chorus]
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again!
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Etc

Is it the news? Or is it the noose?
Results may vary, side effects are very
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!

[Bridge]
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon

[Chorus]
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again!
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Fuck! Eat! Kill! Etc
Fuck the goddamn TV and the radio
And fuck making hits, I'm taking credit for the death toll
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon!

[Outro]
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon