[Verse 1]
I wake up every day on the wrong side of the bed
I won't lay down on the floor like I'm the whore in your head
Call me a failure, pretender, sex-offender, infector
Say I killed all my friends and I deserve to be dead

[Pre-Chorus]
Kiss, baby, kiss! Bang, baby, bang!
Suck, baby, suck, it's Vodevil
Kiss, baby, kiss! Bang, baby, bang!
Suck, baby, suck, it's Vodevil

[Chorus]
This isn't music, and we're not a band
We're five middle fingers on a motherfucking hand!
This isn't music, and we're not a band
We're five middle fingers on a motherfucking hand!

[Verse 2]
I won't pull out, I just came, I want all of the blame
Your love is tin, faith is thin, no concept of pain, right to complain
All you fagazines, senile teens jaw me, black-ball me, deejay yourself away
Turn your back, it will be easier to stab

[Pre-Chorus]
Kiss, baby, kiss! Bang, baby, bang!
Suck, baby, suck, it's Vodevil
Kiss, baby, kiss! Bang, baby, bang!
Suck, baby, suck, it's Vodevil
[Chorus]
This isn't music, and we're not a band
We're five middle fingers on a motherfucking hand!
This isn't music, and we're not a band
We're five middle fingers on a motherfucking hand!

[Bridge]
V.I.P, A.D.D, T.R.D, violent shiny hate crime
"Total Requested Dead", it's version point (less)
(Downloadable suicide)
The only ones left standing are the ones not demanding
This isn't a show, this is my fucking life
I'm not ashamed, you're entertained
But I'm not a puppet, I am a grenade
I'm not ashamed, you're entertained
But I'm not a puppet, I am a grenade

[Pre-Chorus]
Kiss, baby, kiss! Bang, baby, bang!
Suck, baby, suck, it's Vodevil
Kiss, baby, kiss! Bang, baby, bang!
Suck, baby, suck, it's Vodevil

[Chorus]
This isn't music, and we're not a band
We're five middle fingers on a motherfucking hand!
This isn't music, and we're not a band
We're five middle fingers on a motherfucking hand!
This isn't music, and we're not a band
We're five middle fingers on a motherfucking hand!
This isn't music, and we're not a band
We're five middle fingers on a motherfucking hand!