[Verse 1]
Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you
She also told me, Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch
Just the other day I heard
A soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that's going round

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Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay

[Verse 2]
Father says, Your mother's right, she's really up on things
Before we married, Mommy served in the WACS in the Philippines
Now, I had heard the WACS recruited old maids for the war
But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
Every time I got to thinking, where did they disappear?
When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out

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