[Speech]
My fellow Americans, we will no longer be oppressed by the fascism of Christianity
And we will no longer be oppressed by the fascism of beauty
As I see you all sitting out there trying your hardest not to be ugly
Trying your hardest not to fit in, trying your hardest to earn your way into Heaven
But let me ask you—do you really want to be in a place that's filled with a bunch of assholes?